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This is the transcript for the episode, Victor and Valentino (pilot).
Transcript[]
Valentino: Ah! And that's how you make the perfect taco.
Victor: Oh, man, I'm so BORED!
(Victor's voice echoes through Monte Macabre)
Valentino: Does somebody need one of my tacos?
Victor: Aw, is food all you ever think about? We're in Monte Macabre! We should be exploring this weirdo town, not selling tacos.
Valentino: I love cooking tacos. The preparation of a fine tortilla is an art unto itself.
Victor: Oh, you're an artiste now. Well, I'm one, too. Here's my masterpiece. Heh heh!
(Victor throws the tacos on the ground, then stands above the plate)
Victor: Voila!
Valentino: There are two kinds of people in this world, Victor, those that create art- (gets thrown by a taco in his face) and those that destroy it.
Victor: (chuckles, then gets thrown by a taco) Oof! How dare you?! I can't believe you just did that!
(they bought laugh and start a food fight)
Victor: Mmm! / Valentino: Mmm, mmm! (same time)
(they were about to throw food, but Grandma Chata comes out of the house)
Chata: Hola, hola! Mis ninos tan Lindos Como estan. How's the taco business going?
Valentino: Good, Grandma.
Chata: (sniffs) Wait a minute. Have you two been food-fighting again?
Victor: No! (points finger to Valentino) / Valentino: No! (same time)
Chata: Listen, you two are half-brothers, but you barely know each other. Take this time to learn about yourselves and explore your quiltude with your abuelita. Now, I'll be back later to check on you two ninos. But in the meantime... CLEAN THIS MESS UP!!! Okay, I love you. Bye.
(Victor laughs, but is dragged down by Valentino)
Valentino: Why do you always have to start stuff?!
(they both notice a chihuahua eating tacos)
Valentino: Whoa! What is that?
Victor: It looks like some kind of dog that died from eating your tacos.
(the chihuahua runs away)
Victor: Come on, come on! Let's chase it!
Valentino: Wait! This doesn't feel right!
(they both chase the chihuahua on a montage of events, throughout the town, and outside Monte Macabre. Eventually, the chihuahua jumps on a pool, and a mysterious hand appears on them)
Victor: Finally!
Valentino: Finally what?
(the hand grabs them, and they fall downwards while Valentino screams)
Victor: We're finally gonna have some fun this summer!
(cuts to black, the title card is shown, then fades to Victor and Valentino on the ground)